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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab."

"The worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth!"

"My wife told me ""Sex is better on holiday"". That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."

"Did you know you can actually WIN Instagram by taking a picture of your feet next to your dinner at sunset?"

"How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs? None, he fell."

"Why did the Turkey join the band? because he had two Drumsticks."

"Interestingly, if we invade North Korea because it caused us to miss a movie, that still won't be the worst reason we ever went to war."

"India's population before the blackout was 1.2 Billion....After the blackout it's supposed to grow by another 300 million:)"

"Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad"