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Joke of the Day

"How can you know a girl is from Japan? Her pussy is blurry."

"Where does a polar bear keep his money? In a snow bank."

"My 4 year old is handing me one grape to wash at a time so breakfast should be served around midnight."

"It's so weird and coincidental that everyone who likes me is cool and smart and everyone who doesn't is an egomaniacal asshole."

"Next to a lie, a pun is the lowest form of creation."

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boy scouts come back from camp."

"Many English names are derived from occupations, like Fletcher (arrow maker), Cooper (barrel maker), or Cunningham (tricky pig)."

"If you're angry at somebody and subtweeting them and it's not me please add ""Not you Jim."" at the end. Thank you."

"Why did the old man throw the matress out the window? Dementia"

"corny joke I was going to tell you a joke about farms, but it was corny"