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Joke of the Day

"How can you know a girl is from Japan? Her pussy is blurry."

"Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !"

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling."

"Humans are 58% water. Jellyfish are 95% water. Therefore, humans are 61% jellyfish."

"Be honest, do you think I could pull off tax evasion, or is it only cool when rich people do it?"

"What state was JFK when he was assassinated? A horrible state"

"There is nothing more vile and disgusting than child pornographers. In my opinion, they should be tried as adults."

"are you the girl who has to type everything said in court? ""yes"" I'm sorry *looks back at prosecutor and answers his question as a dolphin*"

"I was thinking about getting a tattoo... [one liner] I was going to get a tattoo of a cross on my testicles, but I thought it would be too sacrilegious."

"Colleague: want some popcorn? Keeps you young and beautiful like me Me: Really? Looks to me you should've been eating a hell of a lot more"