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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist? Front-end"
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"Clickbait... ... it works everytime!"
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"Someday when I run out of comic books, I'd like to try this sex with girls I've been hearing about."
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"What's the downside to dating a Mermaid? Her clam smells like fish!"
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"My friend got fired from his banking job... because he lost interest."
"That's the last time I follow some dude into the woods just because he tells me he's a wizard."
"A horse moved next door to me yesterday. I heard that they make good neighbors."