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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist? Front-end"

"AMD hardware aren't for weaklings only for people who can handle the heat!"

"I just became a Catholic recently... I still don't understand why we have to keep sitting down, standing up and kneeling. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me!"

"Did you hear about the lumberjack who lost his job? They gave him the axe, he just couldn't hack it."

"A girl drinks 4 cosmos over a span of 60 minutes. 25 mins later, she texts 3 of her besties. How many emojis will she use? Show your work."

"""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"" said my late wife."

"That one onion ring didn't end up in your french fries by accident. That's Burger King's way of flirting with you."

"The Pen is mightier than the sword... Cuz, you know, you can't draw dicks on faces with swords."

"What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project? Krautsourcing"

"Interviewer: So when did you decide you wanted to be a sumo wrestler? Me: When someone tried to get me onto the dancefloor at a wedding."