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Joke of the Day

"Jesus walks into a bar ""Just 12 waters please"", while winking at his disciples."

"What do classical musicians write before going shopping? A Chopin Lizst (shopping list)"

"What do musicians get after they eat a candy bar? A wrapper."

"Proud father... I'm really proud of my daughter. She's taken her new vegetable diet very well. Just last night I found a cucumber in her room."

"It's not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you've reached your destination."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments"

"Two blondes were walking on either side of the railway track Jokes apart"

"I was diagnosed with Tom Jones Syndrome yesterday. I asked the doctor if it was a rare condition. ""It's not unusual""."

"My cat acts pretty tough for someone who disappears for 3 days anytime I sneeze."

"Took my dog to a bonfire and as he sat there staring at it blankly I realized he loves sticks. I was burning a giant pile of his toys."