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Joke of the Day
"Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops? He had Schwimmer's ear."
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"I love palindromes that use made up words Sdrow pu edam esu taht semordnilap evol I"
"Shaved my legs for the 1st time in forever today. It was like taking a bulldozer to the rainforest. Birds flying out, villagers scattering."
"Why did the late man stand on the clock? He wanted to be on time."
"How do you confuse a Jew? Tell him pork is on sale!!!"
"What's long,hard,and full of Seamen ? SS This Dick. naval battalion"
"What is the KKK's favourite football (soccer) club? Blackburn"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread on the ceiling"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool."
"Noah had a younger brother called Rick who just built a speedboat and saved 9 cheetahs"