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Joke of the Day
"Why did the computer say hello? Because it was a Dell."
Next Joke
"Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!"
"Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To go to the gay guys house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken"
"My best friend just ask me to be her maid of honor. What did I ever do to her???"
"i just bought a rape whistle... and the look on my victims faces is priceless."
"People are always telling me I look like Hagrid from Harry Potter. I've never seen the movies, but she must be a beautiful gal."
"Some relationships are like farts, sooner or latter you gonna have to let it go!"
"What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake? A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)"
"Instead of a post-workout protein shake I have mashed potatoes and gravy and instead of working out I have mashed potatoes and gravy."
"What do you get if you run in front of a car? A: Tired Bonus Follow-up Joke! Q: What do you get when you run behind a car? A: Exhausted"