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Joke of the Day
"Some relationships are like farts, sooner or latter you gonna have to let it go!"
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"The hearing-aid A man is dining in a restaurant and speaks to a waiter. Man: Excuse me sir, I found a hearing-aid on my plate. Waiter: What?"
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