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Joke of the Day

"Some relationships are like farts, sooner or latter you gonna have to let it go!"

"How many Firefly fans disc it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The just stand around for years bitching about how it went out. EDIT: does not disc."

"What do you call a black person flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist!"

"What did the Mooslim say to the Nazi? Don't you hate it when a few bad apples make us all look bad?"

"It's fun to watch babies taste new things like ice cream, lemons, or 9-volt batteries."

"It's weird to think there was a time when the most data a tablet could hold was five commandments."

"I hate people who think it's cool to take drugs ...like customs officers"

"Girl, are you expansionary monetary policy? Because my Aggregate Demand is growing."

"Black children never know the joy of finding their name in a personalized keychain display."

"What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea? I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."