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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake? A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)"

"My sex life is like Antares rocket. - It takes huge amount of help to make it happen - It's really expensive - It ends with ""It's ok honey, it can happen to anyone"""

"If women could change one thing about the penis it would be the man."

"What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl? Shake that blasphemy"

"Why did the tomcat get sent to prison? For looking at kitty porn."

"They should just rename double stuffed Oreos to regular Oreos. And rename regular Oreos to ""Do it Yourself Double Oreo Kits""."

"""Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?"" Well.. You know what they say about big feet."

"I like to send out texts saying ""Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?"" Just to see who`s dumb enough."

"What happens when you give a politician Viagra? He gets taller."

"What do you call a Blind German? A Not see."