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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake? A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)"

"Two does walk out of a forest. One turns to the other and says... I'll never do that for two bucks again"

"Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."

"Why was Noah a great businessman? He floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"

"Self-deprecating humour is the lowest form of entertainment. And I can't even get *that* right."

"Is it true that you can get an STD from public toilets? Only if you sit down before the last guy has gotten up."

"Today the world has lost a great leader who ruled with an iron fist. Mrs.Brady you will be missed... (some guy named Fidel Castro died too)"

"Netflix's new show is Marvel's Luke Cage, whose ""Superpower is unbreakable skin. Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution! -Danish Anwar"

"Cakeday special - what did the Chinese gangster do? Made him an offer he couldn't understand"