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Joke of the Day
"Tried changing my password to ""14days"" but it was two week"
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"""This is groundbreaking stuff."" Inventor of the shovel"
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"Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"I'm about to tell my date that my penis is twelve inches wide. I don't know how she's going to take it."