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Joke of the Day

"I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips"

"Nuts. Two peanuts went for a walk in the park,one was a salted."

"Ladies; The ""JUICY"" on the back of these shorts should really be on the front."

"Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire? It was a poultry amount"

"Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated."

"New to reddit so thought I'd start by sharing one of my favourite jokes. When is a pixie not a pixie? When he's got his head up a faeries skirt, then he's a goblin!"

"How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb? 69"

"Why were the yearbook students expelled? They shot the whole school."

"Can't figure out if my dad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense! ""The green one dad, not the Red one!"""

"Ripped a mole off my face today... Gotta stop looking down gopher holes..."