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Joke of the Day

"I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips"

"It started snowing so everyone ran over to the window to see. I went and banged their heads against the window. Most fun I've had all day."

"I broke into and robbed a large shop in Ireland last week. I nearly got caught, the police had covered all the exits, so I escaped through the entrance."

"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich? A Plebeian J"

"If a man grows weed in a dead man's stomach, dose that make it canniballus?"

"How to make a gay fuck a women [NSFW] Shit in her cunt..."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Basically, I'm now banned from Starbucks."

"Learning to write jokes is like when you first start having sex... You think it's easy and it's gonna make people happy but you end up just leaving people feeling confused and disappointed"

"I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."