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Joke of the Day

"When the inventor of USB stick dies.. They'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it the other way, then lower it again."

"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says ""We don't sever your kind"". The mushroom says ""Why not, I'm a fun guy""."

"There's a fine line... Between a numerator and a denominator."

"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None! The room's been dark ever since Jose got deported!"

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck ninety-nine, but deer nuts are always under a buck"

"This guy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, ""Is that a fret?"""

"Definition of Bravery: Accepting oral sex from a cannibal."

"All those years studying karate saved my life one night, when a man with a gun jumped out of nowhere and demanded I count to 10 in Japanese."

"how do you catch a unique bunny? unique up on it. :) How do you catch a tame bunny? The TAME way!!! favorite cheesy joke."

"What do you call a horse that lives next to you? A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke."