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Joke of the Day

"how do you catch a unique bunny? unique up on it. :) How do you catch a tame bunny? The TAME way!!! favorite cheesy joke."

"I got free pancakes on International Pancake Day. International Women's Day is now almost over and I think I like pancake day better."

"Cop just pulled me over, said I was going too fast. So I took him to dinner first."

"A Wookie, a Stormtrooper, and Boba Fett walk in to a bar. They sit down and Boba Fett turns to the trooper and says, ""I think that was the first time one of you guys actually hit something."""

"What kind of money do religious businesses make? Prophet."

"Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk? It always had some sort of weed on it!"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Why call him? He ain't coming!"

"My brother threw a yellow turnip at me while I was sleeping It was a rutabaganing."

"Boycott shampoo demand real poo instead"

"Great Barrier Reef is 'almost dead', say scientists It is officially being downgraded to a ""Good Barrier Reef""."