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Joke of the Day

"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says ""We don't sever your kind"". The mushroom says ""Why not, I'm a fun guy""."

"The roads must have been full of Communists... I kept hitting reds on the way home."

"I've been out of work for a while but have just got a job at a factory making periscopes. Things are looking up."

"[First day of dropping kids off at school] *Hugs and crying* [2nd day] ""Get out!"""

"[Jewish joke] Did you hear about the old Mohel who got fired from his synagogue? He got the sack! [(definition)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohel)"

"Ever tried to watch your own feet while running? Don't do it. It's trippy."

"What did the pineapple say to the coconut? Pina Colada!"

"When I got my new job, my boss said I could name my salary But he said ""paltry"" and "" inadequate"" were already taken."

"There is a chair The chair walk, with shoes! La-la-la-la-la! It walk on the street. The chair is walking."

"Only a fraction of you will get this There's a fine line between numerator and denominator"