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Joke of the Day

"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None! The room's been dark ever since Jose got deported!"

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"[wipes brow] ""Finally finished YouTube."""
"Watching the Olympics. Me: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING! GOLD MEDAL! Announcer: Ohhh! Not a good performance, those scores will not be pretty."
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