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Joke of the Day
"Nobody wants to see your Ice Bucket Challenge video. Good talk."
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"What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8? Apples ideas."
"Why are there so many grammar Nazis on the internet? Because English majors have no jobs."
"[doctor walks in] there's no easy way to say this. you have [looks at clipboard] cat...cat erects? cat or racks? Sorry. I'm new."
"Limerick L is for lovable Lena, Who met a ferocious hyena; Whatever occurred I never have heard; But anyhow, L is for Lena."
"For sale: One parachute Used once, never opened."
"FB sent me a notification. It said my meth lab on Farmville blew up."
"Me: ""Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."" Friends: ""No thanks."" Enemies: ""Also no thanks."""
"It's 2014 and somehow we still don't have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are."
"I wanted to tell you a FedEx joke... But there was already one yesterday, and I don't want you to get FedUp."