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Joke of the Day
"Million Dollar Idea: Teach pugs to DJ, create a new genre of music...pugstep."
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"What is one thing that both Australians & Americans share the same view on? 1961"
"Name That Tune My school had a ""Name that Tune"" activity for the staff, and they had sound trouble so there was silence. I shouted out ""John Cage!"" and no one laughed."
"Two cops knocked on my door Me: What do you want? Cops: We just want to talk. Me: How many of you are out there? Cops: There's two of us. Me: So why don't you talk with each other?"
"I'm having an introvert party and you're all not invited."
"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!"
"What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !"
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do... And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down'."
"I know Greenwich has a mean time, But do they have a happy hour?"
"What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonnorhea"