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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work."
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"I Don't like racist jokes... ...because I don't appreciate black humour."
"[1st date] Me: I've got crabs [date leaves] [back home looking at my fish tank] ""It's all right guys, one day I'll find one who'll like you"""
"Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating? He was skating before it was cool"
"Went to the corner store I bought 4 corners"
"Lying is a sin! I heard a woman lied to her husband about sleeping with another man. Now there's a whole religion over it."
"How many blacks does it take to start a riot! -1"
"How did the butcher cure cancer? With salt."
"I like my women like I like my Poke Stops. Ready to go again in 5 minutes."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear."