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Joke of the Day

"It appears that Jared Fogle has gain 30lbs since going to jail I guess that's what happens when you stop the child portions"

"No, Grandma. Still not married; but the lady in the Popeye's Chicken commercials keeps calling me ""Honey"" so we'll see where that goes."

"Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter. He runs Facebook."

"Today is Short Girl Appreciation Day... (NSFW) and I don't get it. I appreciate short girls every day; sometimes twice!"

"My wife has a colostomy I get a little action on the side"

"What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe? ROBERTO! I'm here all week."

"I've come into a lot of money lately... It's a fetish I never knew I had until now."

"Did you hear the one about premature ejaculation? Too soon, man."

"My phone can hold 5000 songs or 1 voicemail from my mom"

"Why did the French chef commit suicide? He lost the huile d'olive."