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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about premature ejaculation? Too soon, man."
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"Whenever I have trouble getting out of a hot shower, I simply count down from 100. Today I got to -634."
"What do you call a fortune teller that always predicts happiness for her clients? A hooker with a gimmick"
"Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise."
"My 13 year old son told me this last night. Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on this morning!"
"Accidentally changed neighbor to neighbour and now I'm saying stuff like ""bloody hell"" and ""brilliant"""
"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks"
"When I was young, I grew up in a theme park.. The theme of the park was trailer."
"The New York Post asked dozens of comedians working in America to pick the funniest jokes they've heard in the past year - and compiled a list of 50 of the best."
"I can't trust my heart or my brain to tell me who the next President will be But I can trust my Vegas bookie and will be talking to him in October"