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Joke of the Day

"Today is Short Girl Appreciation Day... (NSFW) and I don't get it. I appreciate short girls every day; sometimes twice!"

"I've had intimate problems all my life. I just can't get close to someone without feeling insecure. You said internet problems? Nevermind."

"A Gnome Joke What do you call a gnome who's highly fashionable and likes to produce regular, metrical beats? A Metrognome"

"How much is the bare minimum? 1 bear."

"Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?"

"Your secrets safe with me.. I stopped listening to you 30 minutes ago..."

"How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut."

"I have a phobia of German sausages... I fear the Wurst."

"How do you throw a party in space? You planet."

"If your ex wife, and ex mother in law were drowning and you could only save one.. What kind of sandwich would you make?"