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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe? ROBERTO! I'm here all week."

"What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !"

"*Guy tries giving me his phone number* Me: Oh no thank you. I already have one"

"Two snares and a cymbal walk off a cliff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU"

"I'd like to schedule a disappointment."

"What would be a good dating site for rednecks ? MyHeritage.com"

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To move the goal post for their argument"

"a powerful ancient bully emerged from a lake and told some girls i didnt know how to jack off til i was 16 & used a really unorthodox style"

"What do you call a classical composer's butthole after a night of bad Mexican food? Taco Bell's Cannon"

"""What should we name them?"" Grapes ""And what about these?"" Grapefruits ""I see. So one is a larger version of another?"" Not at all ""Perfect"""