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"Whats better than roses on a piano? tulips on an organ..."
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"A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside."
"My GF lost 250 pounds. She dumped me."
"What's the fastest way to make a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel"
"What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today gone tomorrow."
"I finally came clean with my girlfriend. When she came into the room, I said, ""I'm seeing another woman. ""She said, ""Oh, thanks. All I've changed is my hair."""
"Redmond WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system ""Windows 2000"" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly over my head."
"My marriage is a mess and I'm in real financial trouble. But the McRib will return one day, and that's what keeps me going."
"New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don't want you reusing last year's calendar."