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Joke of the Day

"Saw a friend really drunk last night so I took his car keys from him. Felt good, he was so drunk I doubt he remembers who stole his car"

"What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes? What you get served at KFC is original."

"Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !"

"LPT: If you are a minor, get rid of your bathroom mirror so you won't see yourself naked and accidentally get arrested and registered as a sex offender. Spread the word."

"I Support a Woman's Right to Choose Between the Staircase and a Coat hanger"

"A: Took my temperature today. B: Oh really? A: No, rectally."

"After years of intense research, I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is actually the cremated remains of all my other socks."

"Q: When Do You Hurt a Midget? When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!"

"What do you call an Irish threesome? Dublin up."

"What do Marge Simpson's vagina and Argentina have in common? They both got destroyed by Maggie."