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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetarians love to do during sex? Toss some salad."
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"Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke? He finally got it!"
"""I don't even own a slave"" - colonial hipster"
"What did the hen say to his bar pals? Let's get some chicks!"
"My cousin was Mulder on Halloween. He loves the X-Files! Oh stupid autocorrect. That should have said ""murdered"". And ""loved"", past tense."
"My new washing machine plays a tune very similar to an ice cream truck when it's finished. There's no ice cream in there. I checked. Twice."
"Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts? Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers"
"What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta? Rotini!"
"What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia? A numbskull"
"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!"