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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetarians love to do during sex? Toss some salad."
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"*gets taste of own medicine* Yep this is my medicine"
"My wife bought a bunch of cheap camping supplies from a garage sale. This shall be known as the Summer of my Discount Tent."
"Can't whistle? That's okay! We prefer hummers anyway!"
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster ( )"
"What did baby corn say to mommy corn? Where's popcorn?"
"Cheating is one of the worst things a person can do. But that is not the worst part. The worst part is that I just found out all my current partners are doing it!"
"An Irishman walks into an AA meeting. Just kidding."
"Rabbits are either running or being a statue. You never see a rabbit strolling."
"What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house? They're both used to store nuts."