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Joke of the Day
"You want people to leave you alone? Carry a clip board and try to make eye contact."
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"I had a one night stand! but way too many books to fit on it"
"No, cough syrup, you're not grape flavoured. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape."
"A man was at a Christmas party in San Bernardino ... Everyone was on their best behavior, so when the man spilled his drink, he said ""shoot."""
"I think my cat's a communist... He won't shut up about Mao"
"Some people think that killing animals with helium is wrong... I don't judge... Whatever floats your goat."
"Know how much a pirate pays for corn? Bucaneer"
"Is your name Summer? Coz you're HOT!"
"What do you call a blind german? A not-see"
"I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight."