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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the baker bake more bread? A: He kneaded the dough."
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"What is a pirate's favorite part of music theory? Arrrr-peggios!"
"No one beats the Jackson 5! Except their father."
"We are all God`s children... so why is Jesus so special? thanks to Jimmy Carr for this one"
"Why did you cut me down, lumberjack? Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped."
"I'm going to spoil your life You die in the end"
"Food has replaced sex in my life. I can't even get into my own pants."
"Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny. I am not sorry."
"""dad, what does extravagant mean?"" idk son. why don't you ... [i turn to my wife using $100 bills to light the fireplace] ask your mother"
"I regret every fart I ever held in for you."