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Joke of the Day

"shipwreck diary day 425: saw a ship and crew waved but didn't want to look dumb and wave back if they were waving to someone behind me"

"What's a Pedophile's favorite brand of shoe? White Vans"

"What if reddit had a currency? Would they be called creddits? ( )"

"I covered my boyfriend's laptop in melted cheese and now he's really mad at me. I mean, what did he expect when he asked for Mac and cheese?"

"It must be almost impossible for chalk-outline guys not to turn victims' hands into turkeys this time of year."

"Have you heard the joke about leaving milk out too long? I'd tell you, but it's cheesy."

"100% of Guy Fieri fans drive drunk."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. The question is: how do they get in there?"

"Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic? He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere."

"Paddy says to Mick, ""Christmas is on a Friday this year"".... Mick says ""Let's hope it's not the 13th."""