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Joke of the Day

"Dog asks cat, ""We sorta look similar, have four legs and are both furry, you even are a bit smaller. Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?"" Cat: ""You 'bow' while me 'owe'."""

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"*texting with girls* Her: I <3 you Me:[throws phone in disgust but picks it up and texts back angrily] you're less than 3"
"Some people can ruin how attractive they are by doing this weird thing with their mouth... it's called ""talking"""
"What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause? He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*"
"Why do lesbians have belly buttons? To hold the tartar sauce."
"Next week I have an MRI scheduled to find out whether or not I have claustrophobia."
"I don't like rape jokes... they always feel forced."
"85% of baseball's appeal is good weather and alcohol."
"Two crows fall in love, move in together, start a family. The perfect murder."
"TIL that semantics is a contraction of ""Semite Antics"" That's not true, I made that up just now. You are a racist."