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Joke of the Day

"What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!"

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" And it was at that moment when Peter broke down in tears, having realized that his mother's Alzheimer disease had finally reached past the point of no return."

"My wife's cooking is so bad.... We pray to God after the meal"

"Never drink and derive You'll integrate something you don't need."

"A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice."

"Well, today i had a brainfuck Guess i'm not a surgeon anymore"

"What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner? ""(1)/8"""

"""Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song."

"I'm still mad NYC banned the lead paint I used to like sucking off my tenement windowsills. #DontTreadOnMe"

"Fun Prank: 1.) Buy 35 coats 2.) Goto the movie theatre 3.) Put a coat on every chair in the row 4.) Relax"