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Joke of the Day
"The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian Peterson They needed a good switch hitter."
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"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down."
"I'll tell you a gay joke, butt fuck it. (yeah yeah the joke is old, so am I)"
"A Spaniard, an Irish man, and a Greek go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany"
"Thinking of donating my beard to charity because there's so much food in it."
"I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Badger ! Badger who ? Badger cookies !"
"Fun trick to play on your partner: ""Don't you remember what day this is?"""
"How many Freudian analysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to actually screw it in, and one to hold the ~~penis.~~ Edit: Ladder. One to hold the ladder."
"Never judge a man 'till you've driven a mile with his wife."