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Joke of the Day

"If you encounter a bear you should either play dead or be so vibrant that the bear is like ""whatever this person seems exhausting."""

"How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware issue."

"Learning from your own mistakes is the biggest mistake you can make. Carefully observe the stupidity of others and learn from theirs instead"

"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil"

"I still remember the day the dentist removed my braces. My trousers fell down and he molested me."

"When Donald Trump talks about wanting to help 'the little guy' -- -- he means he needs a prescription for viagra."

"Golfer: ""Caddy do you think my game is improving?"" Caddy: ""Oh yes sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."""

"Say what you want about Cannibals but they have a great taste in people."

"The average person has sex 90 times a year. Man this going to be an epic new years eve!"

"Hey everyone. I created a new word today. Plagiarism."