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Joke of the Day
"How do you clean a seat for a woman? Wipe your face"
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"What did the leper tell the prostitute? [Keep the tip!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U)"
"What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead? Necro-Ophelia"
"If she eats pizza with a fork, she isn't going to like being bent over the dining room table."
"If you combined all the movies of Rob Schneider and made them into one single movie, it would be an extremely long movie."
"Reminds GOP that Obama's not a radical brown-skinned antiwar socialist giving away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus."
"Promoting religious concepts is a sin"
"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a mouthful."
"Had sex with my nephew's English teacher. Texted her the next day ""Last nite was grate. Your so awsome!"" so I don't have to see her again."
"Fool me once, Shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me a thousand times, shame on the weatherman."