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Joke of the Day

"Fool me once, Shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me a thousand times, shame on the weatherman."

"Why shouldn't you give a meth addict laxatives? because it's already hard enough for them to keep their shit together."

"What are the bouncers called at a gay bar? Flamethrowers."

"I wish my cocaine was emo so it would cut itself."

"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop."

"So a blind man walks by a fish market... he take a deep breath, then exhales and says ""Good morning ladies!"""

"I have a class about water (filtration systems, how to give everyone clean water, etc) and my teacher loves jokes. Anyone have some good water related jokes?"

"Let's use this thread to tell Alabamian jokes... They won't be able to read them."

"What do you call a black guy on a bike? Crime"

"Considering ""natural"" childbirth? You wouldn't have a tooth pulled without painkillers, right? This is an 8lb tooth. From your crotch."