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Joke of the Day

"Reminds GOP that Obama's not a radical brown-skinned antiwar socialist giving away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus."

"Depression isn't officially on the menu at Taco Bell, but it comes with every meal Truth"

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Im too lazy to do either."

"I went to go see a psychic the other day.. I asked her if I'd ever be going to jail some time in the future. She said no, so I robbed her."

"What did the father lightning bolt do to his son when he miabehaved? He grounded him."

"I'm single by choice. But it's not my choice."

"Every kid dreads accidentally calling their teacher ""mom"" but from personal experience, doing it in a rap battle is worse"

"What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game??? Before the first period"

"Being a suicide bolder sounds like a blast"

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"