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Joke of the Day
"What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead? Necro-Ophelia"
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"Roses are red grass is green open your legs and i'll give you some cream."
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"What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork? Kermit the frog's finger"
"Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake tupid."
"[first date] HER: You smell so good. What are you wearing? ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy."
"If a white woman goes to the Caribbean and doesn't get cornrows did the trip even happen?"