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Joke of the Day

"Medical problems are the #1 cause of death."

"What do you call a flying bagel? A plane bagel."

"Riding a car... A man, in *curve*, skids."

"What's thick, black, and over a foot long? My roommate's asian girlfriend's hair clogging the fucking shower drain."

"The coolest part of the bible is where one couple somehow populates the world by having kids from every race and ethnicity."

"Please listen closely... Attention: Tonight I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses WWII and Wednesday comes *after* Tuesday."

"There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism... ....The ""I have a Dream"" speech."

"What did the people call the bad hot dog stand? The WURST!"

"I've been watching a bird do a mating dance for half an hour now, it's working, I want him."

"What does someone do after they eat too much bacon? They go hog wild"