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Joke of the Day

"I went to the shops to get eight cans of sprite. But when i was walking back i realized Id only picked 7 up"

"Don't you wish people could be like money? So you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and which are real?"

"Being an adult is mostly just wondering if the stuff in the dishwasher is dirty or clean while eating soup out of a sand castle bucket."

"I was trying to think of a Legend of Zelda pun... But I don't want to tri and force it"

"What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face? Chicken Caesar salad."

"What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !"

"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him what happened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""

"The Thai Girl One day, I decided to take a bus to work for a change. Seated across the aisle from me was a beuatiful thai girl. I thought to myself, ""please don't get an erection"". But she did."

"A very attractive woman walked into a bar Asked everyone what they wanted to drink, everyone wanted two liquor"

"A friend and I saw a man killed at the canned goods factory... It was a jarring experience."