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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see Gregory Peck."
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"All the toys under the tree Have now gone completely missing You've been hit by You've been struck by Reverse Santa Claus"
"I donate money to single mothers going to nursing school... One dollar at a time."
"Benefits of dating me: 1. You're the smart one"
"The three modes of communication Telephone, Telegraph and Tell a woman"
"My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS);"
"Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a kid? Well he's back in town."
"16: My friend is coming to get something while we're gone. Me: Should we leave a key? 16: No, she'll just go thru the doggie door again."
"The lazy river is my favorite ride at this amusement park. ""Ahhhhh!"" I scream as I float in a giant circle, not spilling my drink at all"
"In the middle of a GOP debate, Scooby and the gang suddenly rush the stage. They wrestle Trump to the ground, struggling to remove his face."