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Joke of the Day

"All the toys under the tree Have now gone completely missing You've been hit by You've been struck by Reverse Santa Claus"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but only if the lightbulb really *wants* to change."

"Kylo Ren: Hey, why is my paycheck so low? General Hux: Damages. Maybe you should stop throwing temper tantrums with your lightsaber."

"Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?"

"How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers."

"I once saw a black man walking down the street carrying a TV And I thought to myself ""Hmm, that one looks a lot like mine!"" Then I remembered, mine was at home, shining my shoes. Silly me."

"French Stoner Joke: 80"

"I asked a guy if he could hold my joke for me. guy ""Jokes aren't a thing, you can't hold them!"" me ""Wow, just can't take a joke can you."""

"I had a break-through this morning... I should probably buy thicker toilet paper."

"Why did Jesus have a six pack? It was from all the cross-training..."