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Joke of the Day

"Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?"

"Saw an ad that said ""Radio for sell, volume stuck on full. 1$"" I thought, ""I can't turn that down""."

"What did the chicken say ? What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it."

"This is why we're screwed. Quotes in the word of your god."

"Q: ""What has an IQ of 42?"" A: ""40 Marines plus their lieutenant"""

"I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.."

"Being irrational is as easy as Pi."

"I want to start a towing company. I'll name it Jaques Crew Tow."

"Parenthood teaches us that ""Blue's Clues"" and ""Booze Cruise"" sound alike for a reason."

"Almost arrived at work when my kid asked ""Where're we going?"" Who the hell did I just drop off at school?!"