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Joke of the Day
"What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach? I won't digest yet."
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"*reaches for the stars* Stars: I have a boyfriend"
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"A man submits 10 puns to a contest, hoping to win... but no pun-in-ten-did."
"Complementing a mustache should be a good thing I don't know why she took it as an insult. Edit: *compliment. I knew something seemed weird"
"Why was the broom late? Because it overswept."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? C"