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Joke of the Day
"You cant have crisis without ISIS"
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"What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table? I don't knead you anymore."
"I'm so sick of seeing so many lazy abortion jokes on here Like can we just cut it out already?"
"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... ...well, it was just collecting dust:)."
"So a guy walks into a cow Moo"
"*takes pen and notepad from psychiatrist's hand ""This'll go quicker if you let me do it."""
"Excuse me, you with the heels that make your calves perfect, designer dress that accentuates your curves.... You have lettuce in your teeth"
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor, my farts sound like a motorbike"" Doctor says ""you have an abscess"" Man says ""how do you know?"" Doctor says ""because abscess makes the fart go Honda"""
"- Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor."
"I don't want to seem desperate, so I always wait at least 3 days before I call 911."