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Joke of the Day
"What is Apple's favorite song? ""Hit the Road Jack"""
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"Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes? Because he's the Blade Runner."
"I ran into a man today who knew absolutely nothing about anatomy. I had to explain to him that there was a vas deferens between a testicle and penis. Edit: fixed ""there"""
"They say they give' medals for valour But mine cost an arm and a leg."
"Start your presentation with a joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."
"Bonnie Tyler is performing a concert in Greece next month. She'll be singing her classic. I need a Euro."
"Forgive me, for I have sinned. Same time tomorrow?"
"Politically Correct Chiggers Chegreos."
"""Kids, grandma just had hip surgery so I need to warn you, she's not herself."" *grandma struts in wearing skinny jeans and smoking an E-cig*"
"How do you know which potato is a prostitute? It's the one that says, ""Idaho."""