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Joke of the Day
"What is Apple's favorite song? ""Hit the Road Jack"""
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"What is the worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in. No? Too old for childish jokes? Sorry."
"A quick Mel Gibson joke. If Mel Gibson directed a popular 90's show starring Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt: ""Mad about Jew"""
"What is the most painful Russian dance? Tchaikovsky's *The Nutcracker*."
"You god damn morons. All these celebrity nudes were leaked by the Illuminati to distract us from important shit like karate and hoverboards."
"If your date asks what you do for a living, just say ""You let me worry about that."""
"Why Sachin Tendulkar never sweat? Because he has huge fans!"
"I'm pretty great with money. Folks keep calling me and telling me my accounts are outstanding."
"How to you make an octopus laugh? ...you give it ten tickles"
"Tiger Woods is the most overrated athlete in the history. In almost all matches he was sub-par."