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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees eat brains? Zombees"
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"What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before? Vir-jeans"
"Never believe what a fish says It sounds fishy.... ... sorry"
"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usian Bolt can finish a race."
"Why didn't Jarred order the meatball sub? Because he didn't like the size of the meatballs."
"""That's not Captain Kirk."" is what I like to say just after the pilot makes his first announcement & then everyone laughs in my head."
"The number 13579 walks into a bar... barman says ""sorry, can't serve you, you're too odd"""
"I wonder if they have WiFi in Hell..."
"When someone uses an elipsis at the end of a text message I assume they fell off a cliff."
"Boss approaches, I frantically close my google image search of cats hugging, only to show a new window of cats in formal wear. I get fired."