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Joke of the Day
"""I'd tap that."" ~tap dancer, about a song he really likes"
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"How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl? ""Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"""
"What do you call someone who hates Asians A riceist"
"What's a nice thing about having a black boyfriend? If you decide to try anal, and you get shit on his dick, no one will notice."
"Why was the ghost late to the halloween party? He had to take a sheet."
"And now for the most stupidest joke ever. How do you say the word ""peanuts"" *without* the letter ""t""? Think about it."
"A guy orders a pizza He asks ""How long will the pizza be?"" The waiter replies ""About 12 inches."""
"4-year-old: *looks at our pig* Which pig is she? Me: What do you mean? 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks?"
"Just got the iPhone 7. It helped me lose weight! I now have no money to eat for 2 months"
"I met a farmer who genetically altered a chicken to have six legs so his kids didn't fight over the drumsticks. I asked him how it tasted. He said he didn't know. He couldn't catch it."