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Joke of the Day

"Just once I want to see a highway raised by its loving biological parents."

"Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country? Too many horses were drowning."

"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless."

"I was thinking about telling a Thailand joke... But Phucket."

"Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!"

"Doc: Let's check your reflexes. Me: I have the reflexes of a cat. Doc: *hits my knee with a hammer* Me: MEOW! *scratches Doc's eyes out*"

"What is the perfect name for an Indian butler? Mahatma Coat"

"Did you hear there was a sequel to The Boy in the Striped Pajamas where he visits Charlie in his chocolate factory? It's called the Gas Elevator (I know I'm going to hell for this)"

"What are Mario's overalls made of? denimdenimdenim"

"Why was Luke Skywalker convicted of rape ? He used the force ."