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Joke of the Day
"never heard this before Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who ? DISH IS SEAN CONNERY"
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"A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables the bartender says, buddy, I'll serve you as long as you don't start anything."
"These jokes about....."
"What do santa and a Jew have in common? they both escape through the chimney."
"Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused? His daddy was a mummy"
"knock knock joke knock knock. Who's there? Barbie. Barbie who? BBQ chicken"
"Plane Related Joke I flew TransAtlantic last month. I couldn't believe it when I saw my old mate Jack on the same flight. I shouted out ""Hi Jack!"" And six Yanks shat themselves."
"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at his face."
"Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest. Nobody calls All damn Day."
"How does a German call an Irishman? Komm, Sean!"