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Joke of the Day
"Why is Russia such a gassy country? Because their leader has been Putin for a long time."
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"Jesus walks into a bar... and orders a water. Bartender says ""Not this shit again Jesus."""
"TWA airlines flight Hostess asks ""TWA coffe sir?"" ""I prefer T thanks!"""
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust."
"Politically Correct Chiggers Chegreos."
"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side! Credit goes to [Savage Chickens.](http://www.savagechickens.com/2005/03/door-number-one.html)"
"My wife told me I'm funny. According to her, even having sex with me is a joke."
"How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom? None because they pee sitting down."
"Haha, You're Gay. Go get married."
"What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk? A man laughing his head off."