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Joke of the Day
"Your momma is so mean... she has no standard deviation."
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"ME, TEXTING MY CRUSH: have any plans tonight? HER: no not yet!! i'm totally free and available ME: ok well have a good night whatever u do"
"Wanna hear a joke? The broncos"
"Bigfoot walks into a bar.. The bartender is no longer able to discern reality and spends the rest of his life in a mental institution."
"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't.. Because they're just numbers"
"How many white cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None...he fell"
"The Vietnamese hooker who works next to the asbestos factory always says, ""Ooh, me so thelioma."""
"What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'? ssh bby is ok"
"I like my women how I like my coffee without another man's penis in it."
"My PhD candidate brother told me he is getting hooded in a few weeks. What a dumb ass- you can't undo a circumcision . . . . Woke up with this joke inside my head- original?"