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Joke of the Day

"I took my boat out the other day and it made sounds as if it were sick. So I took it to the dock."

"my ex-wife still misses me but her aim is getting better!! joaje"

"What do you call the mercury mine? Hg wells"

"Have you ever wondered why Aspirin is white? It's because it works!"

"Have you heard about the free, legal, new release movie download service? Yeah, all that you need to do is hack into Sony's email server. HAHAHA... topical."

"PRESIDENT OBAMA: I pardon this turkey- TURKEY: Nope. I'm ready. 2016 was a shit show. Kill me now"

"Today I learned the Nazis were instrumental in the creation of Tang and other powdered fruit drinks But it didn't get far since Hitler hated the juice."

"What do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite up his ass A ba-boom."

"I always write great unit tests Wouldn't want a careless bug to crash one of my viruses."

"Look at the name 'Morgan Freeman' and then TRY not to read things in Morgan Freeman's voice. See? You can't."